An elephant never forgets that the mammoth died out many, many years ago. Here’s a fossilized relic of an extinct species for your bemusement.
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Reclusive doll! The doll isn’t alive, but her verse might be. If you write her letters, her sister is likely to burn them, but she’ll try to publish her diaries. Her breast, fit for pearls. Her face, in a bed of hair. Put her sweet weight on your heart at night.
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This toast wallet is the perfect place to store your bread! Each 5-1/2″ x 4-1/4″ (14 cm x 10.8 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.
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